Date:	2007-02-25 22:17
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	amused

The other day I was sitting in Heather's livingroom watching Simpsons with her. Out of the blue Heather turns to me and says "Why would anyone want to break-up with you?". It was the nicest thing anyone has said to me in a long while. It has stuck in my head these past few days.
I just wanted to share that.

Carry on.

Date:	2007-02-10 13:11
Subject:	Le metro
Security:	Public
Mood:	accomplished

Yesterday was lame. I had a ton of stuff to do after 2230 but the day was kinda empty. My uncle called so I met him and my brother at Winnies. We then went for supper and my brother buggered off. He and I then went to Old Dublin for a beer. It just so happens that I was suppose to be at the Old Dublin for 2230 and it was now only 2100. Because it was cold out and everything was closed I decided to ride the metros for an hour and a half. Here is what I observed.

First off, here is my route: orange to Cote. I was too chicken to stay on the metro as it turned around. One day I will but I didn't want to be on the metro that they park. Then I took the orange to Snowdon and switched to blue. From now on I will refer to the blue line as douche-bag express. At Universite de MTL 20 kids got on. They had a 15 pack of Tremblay beer and started rolling their joints in the metro. As the metro started to move one of them decided to force the doors open. Turns out it is very easy to open the doors when the metro is in motion but it stops immediately. The driver then comes on and asks the idiot who opened the doors to kindly fuck off and asked the rest of the passengers to ridicule him. As punishment we sat motionless for 2 mins. Rather than ridicule him, his douche-bag friends were like "yo man, c'etait trop cool!". I was trapped with these wastes of flesh until Jean Talon were I switched back to orange. Took orange to Berri and switched to green. By the time I got off at McGill and walked back to the Old Dublin Pub I had been riding the rails for two hours.

So what did I learn from all of this? That the blue line is populated by ugly franco boys who buy cheap beer. BEWARE THE DOUCHE-BAG EXPRESS!

That is all!

Date:	2007-02-04 21:49
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	uncomfortable

-So you don't mind if we switch breaks?

-I am running on Coke, Tic-Tacs, sadness and fear Anik. Food is for the loved.

-uh..that's not right.

She knew that her life had spiralled out of her control but it was at this point that she realized just how far.
On the plus side I have lost like 20 pounds. -w00t-

Date:	2007-01-25 23:44
Subject:	Alert level Blackwatch Plaid
Security:	Public
Mood:	crushed

Hello All,

I just wanted to post this so everyone is on the same page and I won't have to make several calls.

I have upgraded my life level from retarded to ridiculous. My life is ridiculous. On top of everything that has gone wrong in the life this past month I can now add this:

My father had a heartattack and is now in intensive care at the hospital. While in the hospital he suffered another heartattack. Tomorrow he is going in for an operation to enlarge the arteries around his heart. He said that he will call me when he wakes up. If my dad dies then I give up.

My life is ridiculous.

Date:	2007-01-23 10:46
Subject:	Hook Ups
Security:	Public
Mood:	cynical

I want to know your thoughts on the hook-up.

My friend Catherine is having a birthday party and has invited a friend from the US. Here is how this scenrio played out:
Cath- so my friend is coming down from the states and she has asked me to hook her up with someone.
Ari - ok...wait, what?
Cath- come on! she's horny, you're horny, everyone wins.
Ari - ewwww. I don't want a blind date that involves sex.

Would anyone go on a blind hook-up? Was I wrong to be so creeped out? You tell me.

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Every day this week I have served Fefe Dobson. What do you think that means?

Stupid question.

How do you get music off your ipod and put it into your itunes?

( my xmas stocking )

Date:	2006-12-07 08:39
Subject:	Day 3?
Security:	Public
Mood:	chipper

The overnights are becoming easier and easier.

Today I gave myself a task and did it from 2:45 until 6:30. I went though the basement and dvd section and made header cards for albums or films that were missing them. It is the kind of task that is opposite from my normal job. In the daytime I do customer service for 8 hours. I end the day with nothing to show for myself except a few stories about how dumb people can be. I never get to do stuff that will actually improve a section. It is fun.

My goodness! Did I just say fun? Yeah, I guess I did. I had fun tonight.

I like seeing people waiting for the metro or bus, going to school or work. I like that I am at a different point in my day from them. It is funny how 7am can mean two different things to two different people. I do kinda miss the sun. Maybe I'll wake up a little early just to see it.

Have a great day everyone!

Oh. Also. Just an update on my phone. I brought it back to the store to exchange it because the case is indeed cracked. Andy said that she would do the exchange no problem and she brings out another phone. We open it up to check it out and there is a bit of something on the screen. I go to wipe it off only to find that it is between the plastic and the screen itself! There is no way that I am owning a phone with perpetual crap on it so it gets thrown into the defects as well. Problem is that was the last phone we had of that model. So I am stuck with my broken case phone until we receive another shipment of phones.

And now I am done.

Mind...slow to react. Body weak. I am an idiot and it is only the end of day 1.

Next time I think that overnights are a good idea shoot me.

My co-worker has a website. Go see it.

www.marieclaudeviola.com

She is one of the coolest people I know. I'm gonna get one of the tree ones.

Well it is offical now.

As of 5:53am this morning Alex ended our two year relationship with the words "I love you... but I'm not in love with you"

I am pretty destroyed and so is Alex so if anyone could occupy my time for the next little while I would be most thankful. Kim, Rebecca movie, card night?

I wish I had a better user pic to post this under.

You are The Star

Hope, expectation, Bright promises.

The Star is one of the great cards of faith, dreams realised

The Star is a card that looks to the future. It does not predict any immediate or powerful change, but it does predict hope and healing. This card suggests clarity of vision, spiritual insight. And, most importantly, that unexpected help will be coming, with water to quench your thirst, with a guiding light to the future. They might say you're a dreamer, but you're not the only one.

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So I am pretty fucking pissed off right now. Alex and I came home last night to a passive-aggressive note on the whiteboard stating "Pay Jessica! instead of buying other things". I answered said note with a letter, politely worded. Then we opened the door to our room to find the pizza box from the night before on my bed. THEY THREW GARBAGE INTO MY ROOM.

Alex is so angry that she is now out on a walk so she doesn't cause a scene worthy of police intervention.

We are now looking for a new apartment. If anyone knows of anything please give us the heads up.

Date:	2006-09-25 22:51
Subject:	BIRTHDAY PARTY UPDATE
Security:	Public
Mood:	Frisky

Here is the plan. Wednesday night we are going to Drugstore after I finish work. So meet at HMV at 9:30pm and we will move out from there.

For those who are not into the multiple floors of Lesbian bar then we will do a dinner and movie at some point, maybe next week since I am going away for the weekend.

In other news I am awesome and am going back to school in the fall. That's right folks, Ari is going post-graduate bitches!

Oh internet, I have missed you so much! But I am back on now and can finally finish downloading that porn!

Kim, are we still on for tomorrow? I have a meeting at 1pm but it shouldn't take very long. I will can you when it is over.

p.s. It is my birthday next week everyone! Let's do a thing...bowling? Pool? Dinner? Cake?

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also, Rebecca. Tail Spin and Duck Tales and Darkwing Duck are all coming to DVD.

You are about 20 years old

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